document.write('<p>If you want to offer me something(s) bigger/better for this and/or any other of my items, just do one of the following:</p>')
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document.write('<li>fill in and submit the "<a href="up_for_trade.html#offer_form">Offer To Make A Trade Form</a>"</li>')
document.write('<li>drop me an email at <b>tradingnothing@gmail.com</b></li>')
document.write('<li>phone/text me on +44 (0)7743397776 (UK number)</li>')
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document.write('<p>Then I will consider your offer ASAP and we\'ll take it from there.</p>')
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